Pun'Kin-Head : Rural Legend, Rogue Scarecrow, Bane of the Pumpkin Patch. Striking fear into the hearts of Rednecks and other inbred horrors alike, generally in the late summer or early autumn.

Not of flesh and blood-born, but strawn into existence. A man-shaped thing of vegetation, huge and heavy, the inside of its hollow pumpkin head carved with unholy words writ by a vegen kindergarten teacher, herself banished to the badlands of early-childhood education.

Repulsed by the incomprehensibility of her pupils ingestion habits.
"Just eat some vegetables you diminutive slack-jawed dim-wits" she was heard to screech ( and would mumble far, far worse things in the darker recesses of the teachers lounge, Rumour had it she was on three packs a day, unfiltered )

She summoned a demented dietary demon to animate an intricate manlike artifact woven from the dry stalks and ears of wheat, bound with hemp, cresting this abomination with a large pulpy round orange piece of fruit....